Clarktholicism

Followers of Clarktholicism are more likely to be cat lovers, they have 100% faith in the random article button on wikipedia to choose the topic of the podcast, and they believe that you should practice the mispronunciation of poll (say 'pole'). By mispronouncing poll Clarktholics are practicing one of the most important rituals in Clarktholicism: annoying Dan Maw. Mispronunciations of other words are also acceptable as long as they annoy Dan. Clarktholics believe they have only one linguistic weakness, and that is the pronunciation of the trigonometric function cos. It is very disrespectful in Clarktholicism to talk about cos, if you meet a Clarktholic it is best to avoid the topic of trigonometric functions all together.