Baguettism

Taha Khan is front and center of baguettism, and you should follow him on Twitter. Baguettism is the religion of the people. We care not for your allegiance to team dog or team cat, or for you opinions on the random article button, we care only about baguettes. Whilst the 'god' of Clarktholicism sits on his golden youtube throne and the 'god' of Mawmonism does whatever it is that Dan actually does, we see them as what they truly are: baguettes. For what is anyone but a baguette. As a wise man once said: "Somebody toucha my baget". Baguette.